Wil's Wacky World of Weird Weaponized Wisdom

highschool-cadance:

Artist requires OCs (Original Character) for background characters in High School Cadence.

Want to have your pony as a student in Equestria High? Here’s what you need to do:

  • Reblog this! With full references of your character. Having descriptions is really helpful too!
  • I will not accept OC…

Here ya go! Hoover Sweeps

Best of all this works two ways, either he’s a student, OR he’s the janitor cleaning the school. So he can fill any role you need. :D

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
Cows: The shit you go through.
This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

pettankoprincess:

moextraordinaire:

Kuru, my current favorite Zelda artist. #ToonLinkIsTheBestLink

I really love the whole “Ganondorf was a sexy motherfucker who got all the harems” cause I mean he’s the one male born every how many years and all the girls musta been like DAYYYMMMNNNNN can we have the D???

galaxystew:

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Reason #1701 why DeForest Kelley was a beautiful human being: whenever he received a letter from a fan who’d decided to become a doctor after watching Bones on Star Trek, he would send back a photo signed “to the Real McCoy, from the Reel McCoy.”

#1702 is that he had a turtle named Myrtle.

DJ Grumbles - Smash Mouth vs Smash Mouth vs Smash Mouth
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rubycosmos:

bleeznuggets:

tmnsquirtlethings:

kellyinacan:

littleladylazereyes:

howard-moon-colon-explorer:

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the mashup you didnt need.

I am so proud to have been apart of this and to see it come to frutation is perfection.

Wow, I can’t… what is happening!?!?

you mean the mashup that everyone needed

I am honestly dying.

I need a lot of help

PLEASE

HELP WHAT’S GOING ON

historical-nonfiction:

When James Harrison had chest surgery at age 13, he resolved to begin donating blood to help others in need. When he did so, doctors realized that he carries a rare immune globulin that can prevent unborn babies from suffering attacks by their mothers’ antibodies, a condition known as Rhesus disease.
In the 59 years since this was discovered, Harrison has given blood more than 1,000 times, an average of once every three weeks for five decades, and his donations have saved an estimated 2.4 million babies.
This has earned Harrison a spot in Guinness World Records. He calls this “the only record that I hope is broken.”

historical-nonfiction:

When James Harrison had chest surgery at age 13, he resolved to begin donating blood to help others in need. When he did so, doctors realized that he carries a rare immune globulin that can prevent unborn babies from suffering attacks by their mothers’ antibodies, a condition known as Rhesus disease.

In the 59 years since this was discovered, Harrison has given blood more than 1,000 times, an average of once every three weeks for five decades, and his donations have saved an estimated 2.4 million babies.

This has earned Harrison a spot in Guinness World Records. He calls this “the only record that I hope is broken.”

ask-backy:


You were swarmed with submissions for icons, and I was one of those people who added to the weight.
So here’s a little gift to dull the pain. :3

Lel, Thanks you :D But yeah pretty much true story xD

The funniest stories are usually the true ones.:D

ask-backy:

You were swarmed with submissions for icons, and I was one of those people who added to the weight.

So here’s a little gift to dull the pain. :3

Lel, Thanks you :D But yeah pretty much true story xD

The funniest stories are usually the true ones.:D

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taltale:

So my friend showed me this song, and keep listening. It just keeps getting better wow AH!

This is me right now.
Nom Nom Nom

This is me right now.

Nom Nom Nom

snowingphoenix:

you sarcastic little shits